Why oh why isn't Just My Luck on some sort of "WILD AND UNRATED" DVD yet?
It, it must be some sort of poop-shaped UFO.
That link is a trap. If you click it, the goverment puts you on some sort of list.
No trick photography, just lots of bad bowling balls.
Your Wan and only guy holding a giant key for some sort of strange advertisement.
And hopefully some sort of live internet webcam coming soon.