It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
Scumbag Adele
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
I hope that turtle can run fast.
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Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
