At about 10pm, my roommate and I were in our normal habit of watching Adult Swim and playing random video games when all of a sudden we get a knock at our door. I go to open it and suddenly 2 guys burst in, with ninja wraps on their head, spray a lot of febreeze all over our stuff and run out leaving a note that says "You stink!". I was hurt until 5 minutes later... Read More »
Bill Gates is SUCH a dreamboat we had to get two of these up. Who do you like more - BG or Ashton?
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Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
