They're like Justin Biebirds.
"... only stupid people are breeding."
See, fat people are stupid.
Evolutionists also can't explain how someone so stupid figured out how to use a computer.
"Y? Oh my god what an idiot. It's spelled "W-H-Y" you stupid idiot."
OH YEAH, like geese can read. (Some studies show that ducks can. Look it up).