I work at a popular italian restaurant as a food/kitchen runner. Sucks. A woman ordered a salad. She sent the salad back complaining that the vegetables in the salad were too "crispy and fresh." She asked for us to put it in the microwave with butter. People are simply ridiculous.
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This looks like the poster for an raunchy 80's comedy about two guys trying to get laid. Sorry guy on the right, you're the sidekick.
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Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
