Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
"Maybe not the best location for a pet store."
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.