i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Sexy and They Know It
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
"Don't people in wheelchairs usually do ramps pretty well? I mean... it's kind of their thing, isn't it?"
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
