I think my roommate has a poster of that printer on his wall.
Just how badly do you need those copies?
I just fill it with Miracle Whip it doesn't know the difference.
Everyone playing pong got pissed because he kept eating the balls.
Blowing on the candles won't work, try popping the cartridge up and down really quick.
If you're having trouble, try blowing on the cartridge if you get my drift.