I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
A Very Chirstmassy That Guy
Chirstmas Party, That Guy, enough said.
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Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.