My one guy roommate and his friends would always drink my beer from the house fridge when we had parties. I got really mad last year when it was budlight lime, completely sold out and I had got the last pack. I decided to mix lemonade with my piss and "refill" all the bottles. Strangely there were no complaints and they just acted like they usually do when they are drunk...... Read More »
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Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.



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