"How to really fuck the dealer."

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost