I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
The best part of this pictures of five guys with 500 hot dogs is the guy eating the hot dog and simultaneously throwing up the shocker.
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Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
