A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
We're both Japanese and weigh 1500 pounds, what does this car have that I don't?
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
