Lindsay Lohan patrol scores big today with nipples clearly visable through t-shirt.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal