Picture "He lost his dry eraser markers. He accused another guy of taking them, and then chucked a board at him. When he left, we nailed all the boards to his door. Also, it turned out the markers just rolled under the heater in the hall."
Picture The fact that they felt the need to hold the condom on a stick makes me very glad I wasn't that guy.
Picture "The foreign exchange student across the hall didn't understand the concept of knocking, so we gave him a lesson." (I hope this was his knob that you pube'd, otherwise, it just wouldn't make sense.)