Kids you may think doing shots of gasoline is cool, but trust me I've been down that path and it only leads bad things. Like owning Swordfish.
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Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
