I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover.
Dress for the job you want, not the job that is real.
Scientists have finally done something useful - a photograph that will make your girlfriend want to give blow jobs. Just show her this picture - note the light text above the lion. Make sure you don't …
I you know this crotch grabber....let the Packers know. All of the players want a turn.
"Mount Keystone? I don't want to talk about it-we lost a lot of good men out there."
That's no way to talk to Mrs. Jobs.