The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
CH writer Streeter: "I thought it was just going to be a regular comedy show. I thought I could go up and do my act and go home. instead, Chris Rock came in and I had to go after him. It sucked. "
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