I got bored at "S"
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.
"What redneck wouldn't want to show up at a Hooters in a NASCAR limo for their birthday?"
The back of his neck was severely red soon thereafter.
It was a white suit until he washed it with his red t-shirt.
You know that's a sigma, which is an S, so you've barely defaced our fraternity at all.