Picture "This kid got his wheelchair caught in the grill of a semi truck. he traveled 5 miles at 55 miles an hour before cops finally pulled the truck over. the driver of the truck said he had no idea that the kid was there."
Picture It takes one Goomba to operate the wheel, and two more to do the pedals. That's why they don't let them drive karts.
Picture He needs three times as much money as he thinks he does - those women are going to want some drinks too.