If you haven't heard, Britney Spears is hot.
T. Hawk!?! You don't have Ken but you've got a T. Hawk?
T & A & T & A & T & A & T & A & T & A & T & A
You're Un-American if you don't like this costume. Note the massive flag.
The only person that could look okay driving that car is Mr. T, and you sir are no Mr. T.
What kind of costume do you think Mr. T wears on Halloween?