"Plattsburgh fans throw tennis balls at visiting Oswego" Classy, guys.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

This family trip is about to get awkward.