Picture "My roomate turned 20, so we got him drunk, waxed off his chest hair, and made him one big birthday card."
Picture If had access to a gorilla costume and a drunk kid, I probably would have tried to put it on him.
Picture "This guy got wasted, came back to the apartment, got tea bagged and smiled during it, and burned noodles and grilled cheese. He passed out and left a hot girl in his bed - she wrote all of that on him."
Picture "On our April snow day, with classes canceled, 98% of the school decided to start drinking. The chem free freshman hall had other plans, as they barricaded East Hall residents into their dorm with two huge snowballs."
Picture "When UMass invades PlymoutState. This girl got to drunk and started pissing eveyone off, and then she passed out"