Sorry kids, no toys this year. Santa's busy. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture December 5, 2004 See More Santa Claus Recommended Comments () Picture Try explaining the, "Santa's not coming" sign to your kids. Picture Making toys all year, checking that damn list twice, hurrying around the globe Christmas eve - it's all a big pain in the ass. But it's nights like tonight that make it all worth it. Picture Kid's toys, sex toys, what's the difference? Picture "Sexy Santa's Helpers" Picture "Just so you all know... Jared went to the mall BY HIMSELF... and had this picture taken. He even stole the helper elf's hat! Wow." ~ His WifeAny other big kids out there taking pictures with Santa at the mall this year? Send them in! Picture Santa's Motorcycle Sleigh Comments ()