CNN is officially a lost cause.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).

From WheredMyMindGo