Picture "Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?"
Picture "To the guy who said he wanted to see someone beat his 20x20... I had a 21x21, but I had lettuce and tomato too... I didn't puss out." Guys, this is never going to go anywhere if you only try to one up each other in increments of one.