Picture "We were wathcing Harold and Kumar go to White Castle in my dorm room when all of a sudden who did I see out the window?" Don't get excited, it's not Neil Patrick Harris.
Picture "My roommate and I have an ongoing war with the boys who have the window across from ours. We play jokes on one another constantly. We were short on ideas so we cut up ten million little pieces of paper and while they were out made it "snow" in their room
Picture "What we did when we found out our apartment was getting torn down and they were breaking our lease."
Picture I believe we meet our pets again in heaven, but until we get there they can read our t-shirts. Is that so crazy?