Don't Roar too loudly, the guy behind you is trying to sleep.
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Walked in on the roomie the other night and snapped a quick pic."
The circle of life is beautiful (from my new favorite book, "How Animals Have Sex.")
The guy in the truck double doggy dared him to pinch the grundle.
The lion goes: ROARGAGGAGRGCCCCHHHHKK.