"If you haven't heard, Britney ISN'T hot."
Britney Spears is still no longer hot.
I wish Britney Spears would decide if she's hot already.
Britney Spears used to be hot, she could even pull off the "Must... Eat... Brains" look.
PROOF that the current Britney Spears is an imposter covering up the death of the original.
Don't let Britney Spears hickey distract you from the ample amount of sideboob on display here.