At least she'll have something to wipe the look of embarrassment off of her face.
And it makes this super loud grinding sound when he thrusts...straight outta the philly zoo!
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Girl Stretching on the Train
She must really need to sprint fast to get where she's going on time.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
ABCD Party Goes Well
Anything but clothes and dignity.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Returns
I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).



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You've had a lot of emotions about hockey, but "lust" is a first.
Oh, when I do it I get thrown out of the museum, but when it's a machine, it's "art"?
"Advice Number 1: Don't get involved with anyone like Don Draper."
I've always been into environmental awareness! Also, sexiness.
"Hair? Oh, this is gonna take a while."
Meanwhile in Japan, comedy websites are passing around cat videos and wondering why America is so weird.
At last, an explanation for the most mysterious nose in Hollywood.
She's been attending the Michael Jackson School of Cosmetics.
Your mom likes this list.
Levels: one. Time wasted: infinite.