And it makes this super loud grinding sound when he thrusts...straight outta the philly zoo!

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

She must really need to sprint fast to get where she's going on time.

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Anything but clothes and dignity.

I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).

From WheredMyMindGo