this is how you do lt. dangle and dep junior, note the real moustaces
Napolean, Gay Tiger, William Wallace, Lt. Dangle, Fred and Fabio in Santa Barbara, CA
"Sorry sir, I'm going to need to perform a strip search and most likely a cavity search as well. Thanks for your cooperation in this matter."
Real life Lt. Dangle.
Meanwhile, an elderly woman's getting mugged and beaten down the street.
Those shorts aren't nearly short enough for Dangle.