Are they naming laundry detergents after what they remove? Do you guys have "Cat Urine"?
Don't you hate it when you get sand in your crack?
Guys: you're not in college. Your parents sent you to a mental hospital. Make the best of it.
"Do they have to rub it in?"
Whatever you do, do NOT feed it after midnight.
Probably not what your parents had in mind when they told you to eat your vegetables.