Picture "Three Coats of Paint, nine Coats of Polyurethane, and an innovative gutter system to collect spilled beer!" You guys aren't collecting the spilled beer for drinking, right?
Picture "This table has two games going on at once with sunken cup holes, two twenty inch flat screens, two beer taps supplied by the keggerator under the table, and a built in stereo system."
Picture "This table features 3 black lights, orange fluorescent paint over clear plexiglass, and even holes drilled in the side to fill it with smoke using our fog machine."
Picture "This table is set up to play two games at once crossfire style, and it has sunken cup holes, a water filtration system under the table with built in water cups, and a huge Sox logo."