I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Yes, I saw Jesii, not one but two jesuses... and if you are wondering YES that is a cross shaved into his chest hair and YES one of them may or may not have been on shrooms...
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Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
