Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
"Ah, the jews. they really know how to throw a party! (check out the name of the set)"
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Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
