"The Operator - melts your face, not your lungs"

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

It makes a great back scratcher though.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.