Picture "This is from a football Saturday at Notre Dame. We were walking by this group of kids playing football. My friend told them he would give them $100 if they kicked the ball off to him and he didn't run it back for a touchdown. He ran past most of the kids
Picture "We found $500 on the street, so what do we do? We visit Menards and build us a goddam bar!"
Picture My cousin and I snuck some Smirnoffs up into his dorm in a guncase. Lucky his RA didn't question why we were bringing a gun into the dorm.
Picture I told you we need twenty-five parking spots. If you leave us only twenty-four, we're not paying.
Picture "My friend has a buddy that works in the University registrar and when he had his ID made, his friend put this name on it. He didn't notice until two weeks later. He then told the University, who gave him free text books and fired his friend."