I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Gods gift to women, Hot Sailor, Pee Wee himself, Hot nurse, Mad Scientist and his Hot Frankenstein's bride, A Robot, And a Pimp and Her 6'5" Ho.
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Nudity Is Required In All Pools
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Fixed it!
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And that's why you always leave a note
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Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
