"Signs in Allentown try to paint a moral picture for you as well as tell you what to do!" « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From P Johnson on November 7, 2004 See More parking mail Recommended Comments () Picture Tour Guide: I direct your attention to this ancient and mysterious tablet, which has yet to be deciphered. Leela: Do you know what it means? Fry: Yeah, I asked a cop once. It means "up yours kid." Picture Are you almost done? Okay cool, we'll wait it out here. Picture "Me and a roommate of mine have parking wars. We try to get our passenger door as close to the other guys drivers side door so its a pain in the ass to get into the other guys car. Having no passenger side mirror helps." Picture Let me tell you about another 'crazy guy.' He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always listen to what people said was right. And that guy's name is ... I forget. But the moral of the story is ... I forget that too. Picture Well, if you couldn't tell because of the crappy lighting, the joke is that this sign is next to a dude's bed. Picture I told you we need twenty-five parking spots. If you leave us only twenty-four, we're not paying. Comments ()
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