Picture This has been my Halloween costume for several years now. (The tap is attached to a hidden pressurized bottle and is fully functional.) Anyhoo, my girlfriend decided to be "Wine" this year, so we ended up as "Beer and Wine."
Picture "Everyone makes jokes that my roommate and i are gay because we've lived together since freshman year. So, we decided to do this for halloween."
Picture my friend bending me over a pool table and humping me on halloween. yes, he's a priest with woody from toy story strapped to his leg as an altar boy.