"I opened a bag of triscuts and found this" « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture November 5, 2004 See More phallic triscuits Recommended Comments () Picture "I came home to my apartment and found a nice gift bag hanging from my doorknob from my landlord. I couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from until I opened it." He's like the real life "Phantom of the Office." Picture "Look what I found at the museum." Picture He was found passed out in the Wendy's parking lot after struggling to get the bag off. Picture "This is exactly how it came out of the tube. I didn't change it at all." Picture I dunno man, all I see is a jazz saxophonist. Picture I swear sergeant, the sub shop was resisting arrest and opened fire. Comments ()