Picture Elwood Blues and Master Shredder (Shredder made w/ plastic, duct tape, and chrome spray paint under $5)
Picture "This is our buddy Corky as Homestar Runner before a huge party at St. Mary's College of MD. He promptly took his arms out of his shirt when he realized they were required for drunkening."
Picture "...the spray paint got really sticky and his wasted ass couldn't pull his arms away from his side or his head from his shoulder."
Picture "After 20 cans of green spray paint and a massive headache from the fumes, the plastic army man was born.'