"it would look bad if it WASN'T a Geo Storm."
If. Only. My. Trunk. Reached... a ... little... further.
If only I had a tractor beam for crooks. Then I'd be unstoppable.
I don't know if she has a boyfriend or not. All I know is I hate him with every fiber of my being.
"Am I fucked up or is this fucked up???"
Then and only then would I leave my scary demon race car bed.