"Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You"

Well, think it.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith