I'm not thinking Arby's

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.