We couldn't afford a pumpkin, so we carved up an apple and gave him a hard-ass edge. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture November 3, 2004 See More halloween Holidays cigarette apples Recommended Comments () Picture Perry Bible Fellowship #193 - Bad Apple Picture If we bought glasses, we couldn't afford all this liquor. Picture Working Apple iPhone 4 Costume! Picture "My cousin passed out and we couldn't wake him up for church, so we brought church to him." How Christian of you. Picture This has been my Halloween costume for several years now. (The tap is attached to a hidden pressurized bottle and is fully functional.) Anyhoo, my girlfriend decided to be "Wine" this year, so we ended up as "Beer and Wine." Picture Back in my day, we couldn't afford beer pong. We had to use turpentine and rounded chunks of spoiled meat - and it was good enough! Comments ()