My friend wanted to race this cop who gave him two speeding tickets and screwed up his insurance. So he finds the officer and he agrees to a street race down this empty road at night. So night comes and they were revving their engines. The light turns green and they speed off, all of the sudden my friend gets pulled over by another cop waiting behind a wall while the other... Read More »
Lara Crofts fine ass paid me a visit
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Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.