Pull my String to turn me on! « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture November 2, 2004 See More halloween Holidays lamp Recommended Comments () Picture Everyone loves a one night stand on Halloween. On the back it asks, Can you turn me on?" My lampshade actually lit up! Picture Sassy Lamp Picture my friend bending me over a pool table and humping me on halloween. yes, he's a priest with woody from toy story strapped to his leg as an altar boy. Picture This costume took me 3 hours to make, but it got me first and second place in 2 costume contests...and yes, there's a trap door for me to piss. Also, about 12,387 drunk guys asked my girlfriend to arrest them. Picture He had to "pull some strings" to get to the party but he still had enough time to soak everything up! Picture "The best halloween costume ever! a Functional box of win. I had so many girls drink from me and then when they least expected it i pulled out my dong where the spout came out." Comments ()
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