To be fair, he did cheat on her with Power Woman

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis