"Half eatin turkey sandwhich for sale on ebay"
I spent all my money on consoles. Maybe I should have bought some games.
Sorry guys, not this time. Last time I ordered a harness for my dragon on eBay it never showed up.
Always wear clothes when snapping pics for your eBay auctions.
Shipping and handling was $25 and they just sent an empty envelope.
"eBay really does have everything!"